tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75093459696749522602024-02-19T08:28:49.914-08:00The Best of Phil Robertson's Quotes/Sayings Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03981513630270417779noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7509345969674952260.post-77743571980044699422013-12-24T12:31:00.005-08:002014-01-30T02:44:23.354-08:00Phil Robertson Quotes and Wisdom<div style="text-align: center;">
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<li>Ducks are a lot like women...they don't like mud on their butts.</li>
<li>"If you catch squirrels for your woman she will never cut you off in bed."</li>
<li>The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil. </li>
<li> She may be an ugly woman but she if cooks squirrel and dumplins, that's the woman you go after. </li>
<li> "In a subdivision, you call 911. At home, I AM 911 ! " </li>
<li> "I'm a low tech man in a high tech world."</li>
<li>"It's time to pee on the fire and call in the dogs boys."</li>
<li>''I need to take a leak but there ain't no cracks in this building''</li>
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"Now we're cooking with peanut oil" </li>
<li>I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds</li>
<li>"Women with whiskers... its a bummer."</li>
<li>"Ya'll might want to go to Walmart and pick up a personality."</li>
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<li>Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.</li>
<li>I don't want my grandkids comin to me sayin " Papa i got syphillis ".. I know where that comes from. </li>
<li>Don't touch her below the neck until you sign the dotted line.</li>
<li>Life is good! Color TV... A Commode that flushes...</li>
<li>"All
I need in a house is a place to eat, sleep, and a back room to chase
Miss Kay around and I can do that right here, NOOOOOOO Problem."</li>
<li>I'm just glad I didn't have a house full of girls, seems like a nightmare to me</li>
<li>I'm trying to teach these grandkids of mine the Robertson way</li>
<li>I think our culture needs more grandpas ridin along with grandson and girlfriend</li>
<li>One more yuppy girl came a little closer to becoming a redneck today, America may be saved yet</li>
<li>City folk think these beavers are cute and cuddly animals, but they are destructors..</li>
<li>When I see bright lights coming from a pretty good distance... I'm gone</li>
<li>His redneck blood is thinning</li>
<li>"Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas."</li>
<li>"If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman."</li>
<li>"Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em." </li>
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<li>"Too many days in the subdivision. Snakes fall out of trees, you go a-runnin." </li>
<li>You need to be able to take a leak in your yard without someone saying, "hey what's he doing".</li>
<li>I don't do the restaurant gigs, nooo, especially not in the middle of a beaver killing.</li>
<li>If we find every beaver dam on the property, load it with dynamite that'll be a start. </li>
<li>Man against furry animals, I'll win before it's over.</li>
<li>He can naw through a 2x6 like a knife going through butter, he's the super beaver. </li>
<li>"Mainly I use the grand kids, when it comes to crawfishin, as a labor pool"</li>
<li>That’s the sound of a bullfrog losing its head.</li>
<li>Most of Si's stories... you can classify them as SI-ence fiction.</li>
<li>I removed the gizzards from the intestines and all the girls started to squeal.</li>
<li>We don't need a world full of straight A students, I'm an ole C average man myself, Si, he's probably C minus"</li>
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